The hoppy-skippy-jumper humper Jay (Imran Khan) manages to win the heart (with body, valleys, caves et.al) of Simran (Sonam Kapoor) by making her break off with a decent-suave-sophisticated-steady boyfriend Raj.
Why would she do such a ridiculous thing?
Because she was fun loving – her definition of fun probably included ‘sleeping around’ with anyone who caught her fancy. With Raj as her life partner, she would have had to sleep with him all her life – bearing him kids etc. but life with Jay would have been much more sexciting! Both would have got the marriage licence – thereby loitering freely and confidently among ordinary society people – plus both could have continued trying out new sex-partners without the fear of being answerable to the spouse. This type of marriage is called ‘ You are Okay, I am Okay – marriage’ – where both hubby and wifey are okay with the fact that both of them will enjoy sex with anyone and no one will be answerable to the other.
So why should we bother about them anyway?
Children born to such couples hardly get any attention from their parents (since both parents are busy eff-ing around) , they grow up with domestic helpers…sometimes even get initiated into the world of sex pretty early in life – i.e. get sexually abused by the frustros around! Such children grow up and follow the paths of their parents – eff around anyone and everyone who catches their fancy.
So how does it matter? Let them eff around!
The ‘anyone and everyone’ that I am talking about could be children from decent families – where parents have really struggled hard to bring up and educate their children – such children suffer in the hands of the hoppy-skippy-humpers.
