Naach – Film Review

Shake the world by dancing or stripping?

Hop, skip, ballet, salsa, lambada, moon walk, disco 82`, dirty dancing, showing cleavage, hardened te-ts, round bu-tocks, slender shapely legs, hot hungry look in the eyes, wearing torn outfit – always wanting to do the needful appearance on the face… but acting pricey occasionally – well…this is what the movie all about.

Director has tried to mingle yoga, waking up early and breathing exercises in it – keeping the current trend of “Spirit & soul management” – several fraud gurus currently & amply available in India on mind.

Both the hero (Abhishek Bacchan) and heroine (Antara Mali) want to make it big in life, Hero makes it very big in life first – starts going around with another girl – dumps her and again comes back to dancer Antara.

A head strong girl Antara refuses to take hero’s reference or recommendation for anything and struggles on her own to become a “torn- dress” dancer – she is approached by Directors – but with an ulterior motive  – she obviously refuses as she already had got the taste of a young, tall, hunk hero!

Later she also succeeds in becoming a sought after “dirty dancing” expert, they both decide to get married.

Conclusion: No wonder why movies are becoming so clichéd, boring, stinking-ly sick! These people do not get any whiff of fresh air or talent as they marry among each other …within the four wall – as no righteous, educated and cultured family will ever accept someone with such downright cheap, vulgar & obscene lifestyle!

Though some stroke of good luck comes our way sometimes in the form of concepts like Lagaan and Swadesh…

Did you know? – around 80% of Indian males work as truck drivers for a living?

All blame on poor truck drivers!…. well these Bollywood directors say that they have to have to have to include semi nude items in their films because the truck Drivers want it that way! So one can conclude from this statement that 80% of the Indian men are Truck Drivers.