Joe’s Apartment – India’s Kolkata

Cockroaches with individual names and identities – Ralph, Alpha, Rodney Roaches & others … occupying Joe’s apartment- and Joe was happily co-existing with them  was rather friendly with them – gave them incentives like doughnuts etc. to keep them happy and was basically non-interfering in their personal affairs.

Their (Cock-roaches & Chick-roaches) personal affairs included :

Water balled (they used the commode water for the balled – the Kolkatans definitely use a better quality water for water sports and dance drama ), watch Television showing them their choicest best teleserials which obviously includes -food recipes , love making tips and tricks, Seduction tips for female roaches , how to trap a female / male in seven days (saath din ladki in), consequences of laying eggs without proper marriage registration in front of other administrative Roaches, the miserable life cycle of a single lady roach amongst lusty cock roaches etc.

Joe was non-affected about all this until he met his lady Love -and he brings her home one day.The roaches all fall on her bosom and she runs away from him leaving him all alone in his vast world with roaches as his comrades !

Joe decides to do away with all his companions once and for all – and brings a poison spray for them. As a defense mechanism, the roaches try to kill Joe but failed as a 3rd party entered and tried to finish them all (Roaches & Joe) together. Its only the fear of a 3rd party which made the roaches realize that if they help Joe , they will help themselves.

So together , as a team, they fulfill both Joe’s and his girl friend’s(Lily) dream by making a beautiful garden out of the smelly garbage dump yard .

Alls well that ends well. Shows that even drain insects come handy – basically if , and only if , there is team work and aim is for a positive result.

Lesson learnt : The roaches are the common average mass who have all the power in them to bring about the beautification of his own surroundings and make heaven out of hell !

Note :Personally , I identify myself with Joe – and my Lady Love is My Guru…even I was oblivious of the state of affairs of my State…Country…World – till I met my Love – and this is the actual reason behind all these Web-sites- and positive counselling that I am trying to do for the people world-wide !My Lady Love had once visited Kolkata and had not commented very positively about it…..She found it too …..Unhygienic and dirty, full of pestsin the form of black magicians, charlatans, tantriks etc.