I Hate Love Storys – Film Review

I Hate Love Storys – Film Review

Story of a ‘happy humper’ – who used to happily pick up ‘pick-up’ girls and had a groovy time with them….  – whether he paid them for the ‘sexual’ services is not really shown in the movie but there is high  probability that he never paid them and the females used to just enjoy having ‘beep’ with him.

FAQs: Why would a female render sexual services without getting paid for it?

Ans: You see there are two types of sexual services – one is paid for and the other is for sheer enjoyment – to indulge in promiscuous-ness …forbidden fruits …and get some kind of a sadistic pleasure out of it. This trait is usually seen in those females who have had some kind of abnormality in upbringing – either too protective parents or too liberal parents – or lots of  money and they have no clue as to how exactly to spend it or may be incest-uous family background… or maybe very poor family background who always dreamt of becoming rich by hook or by crook ….so they buy ‘skimpy’ outfits to seduce just anyone and everyone ( a very cheap characteristic but unfortunately prevalent among many).

Usually females who become ‘call girls’ or prostitutes to earn money – well they certainly have a different story – they are paid by old haggard, ugly rich men who may be even older to their own grandfathers – so sometimes they too want a break and get the taste of some young virile man – and this is exactly where the hero of this film fits in.

He visits parties and clubs where such ‘skimpy clad’ call girls are readily available so that he can have a good time without paying a dime! – no commitments – only ‘wham-bam thank you mam’ and return home. It is in one of such clubs that he breaks into a freaky song – the title song of this film – ‘mil gaye jo chora-chori’ – which can be translated as –‘ when a boy meets a girls – they enjoy indulging a bit (fully actually) into ‘beep’ – no love , no ties..as such category people ‘hate’ love stories !! – since they never had a taste of it (love ie.) and there are very bleak chances for such people to even commit – for they already have had a taste of multiple sex partners – and folks – ‘sex’ with variety is an addiction that is very difficult to part with……thus no love only shove – period.

Mills & Boons Hero with his LAdy love – Seated.

Now the heroine of the film has got a man in her life who has come straight out of ‘Mills & Boons’ – some romantic fella who knows how to woo his lady love- celebrating ‘first meeting’ anniversary every month – not missing a single moment to be with her – at her beck and call etc.

But unfortunately she gets infected by this ‘happy humper’ – who hates love stories – and starts getting inclined towards him – whether it was freedom she was seeking through him (like ‘you are ok, I am ok ‘ situation….which could also mean I will not interfere in  your affairs (all sorts of) and nor will you – we will live happily ever after) .

Conclusion:

1. Movie is encouraging men to be ‘happy humpers’ because eventually – in spite of being a debauch with multiple sex partners, you will get the heroine…..this is an inherent human psychology – whoever gets the Hero – is the heroine and vice versa….and Heroes n heroines are the ones who the commoners follow (something to this effect is also mentioned in the Bhagvad Geeta). So what is seen here? – the decent, sober lady eventually ties the knot with the ‘debauch’ and dumps the sober, decent fellow who did everything to please her!
2. Movie is trying to teach males (of all age groups) that females are basically abnormal, insane and whimsical – cause its only such a type of a female who will dump a safe, sober, good boyfriend and yearn for a happy humper !
3. Movie is misleading the youths and sowing seeds of disloyalty, cheapness, indecency etc. in their vulnerable  minds.