Subh Mangal Saavdhan – A Review

Subh Mangal Saavdhan – A Review

After donating surplus sperms as Vicky Donor, he started to suffer from Erectile Dysfunction!

The film deals with what exactly is essential for a marriage to be successful. The answer is Sex…or to put it more sophisticatedly ‘Physical Compatibility’.

The girl, Sugandha, has been shown to be a very simple small town girl with pretty orthodox parents – who sent her always to girl’s school, girl’s college and even in swimming classes for girls only. She has one close friend – who is of course a girl, with whom she shares her feelings and other secrets.

In comes Mudit in her life who stalks her often but never approaches her. She also liked the attention se got from Mudit and wished that he would come and confess his fondness for her. Mudit is very free with his mother and tells her about his weakness for a girl – but he can’t approach her. His mother suggests that he should directly send them a matrimonial invite to sort things out.

Sugandha is both happy but a bit upset too as she wanted a proper love and courtship period and decides to go around and feel being loved till the time they get married. It is during this period that Mudit realizes that he is unable to get turned on by Sugaandha. There is a lot of pandemonium regarding this but eventually things a re sorted out. They get married and after about 6 months or so, Mudit successfully ‘performs’ on bed!

Some scenes from the film:

With only one day left to get married,Mudit takes Sugandha inside a room – right in front of all the family members and relatives…afterwards, when Mudit comes out – he says that ‘He had done it right’ whereas Sugandha says – He had failed – maybe meaning to say that she had not been able to experience the climax of love making…..they say 80% of married Indian women have not experienced this all important climax at all…..though how the consensus is taken is not really known to me……and it is because of this reason that Indian women are frustrated and dissatisfied!! – that was quite a ridiculous scene btw.!

Poor sugandha takes help of a porn film (Blue film) to learn the tricks of turning on men! Sad scene. Although it is seen and said also about males that it does not take them much to get turned on – as they can get aroused by looking at a dead image of a nude/ semi-nude model in some glamour magazine.

Shocking truth revealed about Erectile Dysfunction by Mudit and his ex-girlfriend:

In one scene, a slim girl, Mudit’s ex girlfriend or maybe a fling – who appears to be a game girl too – in the sense – the types who dive on bed with any male they meet – just as long as they are rich or physically appealing or sexually virile or for whatever reason – claims that  Mudit was very compatible with her and was not going through any such dysfunction. Mudit agrees that with the game girl – he was actually very virile and sexual performance was breeze with her! This means that this type of abnormality is more because the female is not physically attractive enough….phew! see this is what I always say – down with porn films and magazines! They make you form a different image of the opposite sex and the entire life goes wasted in search of some sexy siren you have watched in some cheap blue film!

But Mudit was quite an intelligent man! He was looking for a wife material – and in Sugandha, he saw a perfect match! All he had to do was somehow impregnate her and after that, she would just take care of his household, looking after his children and house and of course serve his parents. That is why, although the slim ex-girlfriend (Slimy) was an instant turn-on but Mudit went for Sugandha…for he knew that Slimy would turn into a ‘Desperate Housewife’  whose priority would be to be on the look out for young virile males in the locality to have sex with…for such females children or serving in-laws etc. does not exist…many Saavdhan India and Crime Patrol episodes have shown such kind of sex starved females!

Any way, Mudit compromises on this one lacking quality of Sugandha – but the rest were perfectly fine – sober, simple, non-flirtatious, virgin female, unattractive (so that other males don’t view her lustily) – a good wife material.