Ra.One – Film Review

Ra.One – Film Review

Not seen the film – not released as yet. Just writing about the much sought after song – ‘Wanna be my Chammak Challo’. True to its title the ‘extras’ seen dancing  behind the ‘red dressed’ twisty-waist~ed – tinkling damsel …. well during Ravana’s reign she could have been his Head Mistress…..lead Mistress…..I mean  concubine and the rest of the extras dancing behind her were probably the ‘sex maids’.

Since the name of the film is Ra.One – the makers of the film had to keep such skimpy clad females coz’ the expectations of the citizens must have reached its zenith  …like most of ‘us’ Indians know what kind of demon king was Ravana – pronounced as Ra-One….so surely the scenes of this film have to be…must be… hot and slurpy…thus we can see the ‘extras’ wearing the worst kind of attire – exposing 3/4^th of their bodies….and looking as cheap and derogatory as possible…so as to seduce the fallen demons!

If a film named after Lord Shiva ‘ Satyam Shivam Sundaram’ can show the lead actress in such dirty derogatory postures…and ‘We’ the people gulped the scenes down like ‘amrit’ (nectar)…then what can the very same ‘we’ the people expect from a film named after demon king ‘Ra-One’…of course dirtier, filthier  scenes….should be a smash hit in India …keeping on mind the sex starved, hypocrites that India is full of!…\more to come – let me watch the film 1^st folks …

More reviews – Senegalese American R&B singer Akon got a whooping 22.5  crores for the song ‘wanna be my chammak challo’ – omg!! Here in India we are having several ‘Talent’ search going on – TV shows (all farce then I guess) so many new singers are emerging and there we go to hire a singer from a place where they have diamond mines – ie. No dearth of money! I mean the talented kids/ adults who eventually win some competition etc. have  to literally fight for the Rs. 2000/- prize money and the Ravan Rajya invites some famous foreigner to pay him exorbitantly high….I mean several Indians would have together lived a ‘complete’ life with that amount of money!!

So truly Ravan…the Demon King Ravan!! Ravan rajya ka bol bala…I guess we the people deserve such demon kings after all – wasteful, selfish…..and what not!

And please don’t forget to catch a glimpse of the white chaddi (undie/panty) the ‘extras’ are wearing…so very sex-citing I tell you – Indians will be so very happy and frenzied to see such glimpses of jawani (youth)….although the males are  seen fully covered – this probably shows that Indian females are still leading a much oppressed life – they are not given the opportunity by the ruthless males of their society to see the ‘Desi boys’ in chota chaddis….so MEAN…so very mean of Indian men I tell ya!!