Zest of the Fatherless twins!
Story of a brother and sister (Shah Rukh and Aishwarya).
Mother had conceived out of wedlock . Father had promised to marry her. But as usual never came back after beeping.
Mother still gives birth and brings 2 more fatherless and later motherless fraternal twins on earth.They grow up to become **uncouth, unpolished, loud, foul – mouthed, ill mannered brats of their locality. No parental guidance after all – and Govt. does not bother street urchins much – they let them loiter on the street, begging, stealing and selling ‘ghutka’ etc.( ours is a very non-interfering Govt.!) .
They spent time pulling each others legs and occasionally washing the mobike – in one scene, Shah Rukh spits water on Ash’s face! puke! How could she accept that scene I wonder!
Anyways sister falls in love with the opposition gang-leader’s town-returned brother. He opens a bakery shop there and Ash ruins it by letting mice in the shop – in spite of that the fella forgives her and bakes her a cake!- probably because she was good looking …and he was looking forward to having a gala time with her …!(I dunno folks, had I been a male and had she ruined my efforts of leading a noble life by ruining my bakery shop…..well I would have gotten her kicked – left, right & center. Many Indian men would have done so btw. esp. middle class people can’t see their hard earned money going down the drain!)
Shahrukh accidentally kills the opposite side gang leader …self defense.
Anyways both brother and sister discover that father had left huge area in their name and they can stay happily ever after – this was revealed to them by Ash’s ever-forgiving boy friend (whose brother Shah Rukh had killed) . So all’s well that ends well.
Conclusion: A woman should never spread her legs out of wedlock and give birth to anti social elements maligning the society. One must follow the rules and norms of the society for ultimate peace and tranquility.