Kalyug Briefs

Chori Chori Chupke Chupke – Film Review

Chori Chori Chupke Chupke Meaning : Stealthily – Hiding-ly

Hail Bollywood and men Directors !

Really this is the ultimate limit in utter sacrifice made by Indian Woman !!

Viewing the current state of affairs in India where the wives are becoming more vicious day by day and are very possessive about their husbands – the Directors ..also can be called Uncle Scars (refer movie The Lion King) came up with a very new concept on how both the ‘keep’ and the wife can live together happily ever after sharing everything between themselves …including the spermikins !!

Story line : Married couple seen in first picture – very happy – but accidently a mishap happens and wife has a miscarriage – lost the foetus along with the capacity of ever becoming a mother !

Now in in India, the in- laws usually drive away the daughter- in- law if she fails to give them an heir ! So the wife hits upon a major plan – surrogate mother…but the scientists intervened – “Sure artificial insemination” – NO said the artist (Director actually) – “Neighbourhood will come to know that the daughter – in – law is barren so they are going for surrogate mother !!




Neighbours ! society !! gosh the same ones who watch Fashion TV day and night – watching girls between the age group of 14 to 40 …all in bras and panties..sometimes only with ties or boots/shoes – well those very neighbours suddenly take an upper hand in family planning and decision making !!
o the wife sends away her husband to a beer bar where girls are dancing on the stage – all mostly uneducated and illiterate – but men love such women as they can satisfy their egos a lot !

He hires the lead dancer in the pub – asks her to bear his baby – in exchange of money – she agrees – she comes home – becomes pregnant – wife and kept – both co-exist in the same house – in the mean time the prostitute also gets a taste of household life – so many caring people around – she misses them all and cries silently !! In the mean time – no one in the family comes to know that the real daughter in law is roaming around with a pillow beneath her peticoat !!- the mother or other elderly people never took her for check-ups – nor did they try to feel the baby’s movements in the womb !!




Hail Indai !!

Extra Shots :

Parts of it has been copied from hollywood movie- Pretty Woman – where she goes to a showroom and is ousted by the shop keeper, hotel staff etc. because it was a super hit in hollywood – they – bollywood even copied the title song “Pretty woman” and played it in Kal ho na hon !!