BLUE – Warning Manual for Boys

BLUE – Warning Manual for Boys

(Keeping Film PINK on mind where a Safety Manual for girls is being discussed, I thought I might as well release a Warning Manual for Boys so that they do not feel neglected and left out!)

BLUE – Warning Manual For Boys – When to say ‘NO’

Refer film: Desi Boyz

Observe the ‘chaddi clad’ females with well waxed legs behind the poor boys having to perform strip-tease in front of rich females because of recession. Unless the girls take you inside the room and pay you for ‘copulating’ with them – Say NO to their advances. It is quite possible that they will run away without paying!

Refer Film: Garam Masala

The 3 females who were working as airhostesses had different shifts. So the male was having ‘sex’ with them – most probably with their ‘YES’ consent at 3 different times! But they were working women…..it does not necessarily mean that they were ready to get ‘humped’ by the same beep…it is quite possible that the poor girls wanted a better apartment to live-in and were reluctantly agreeing to the advances of the male! Say ‘No’ to such ideas and let them just do their jobs safely.

Refer Film – Heyy Babyy

The male successfully seduced a supposedly shy female to undress and have sex with him in the midst of a busy marriage party! The male was an incorrigible womanizer and knew the way and means to take a female to bed! But he had to pay for it later – having to wash the potty, puke, pissy of an abandoned baby (who happened to be his baby!). Say NO to females with slippery chiffon saree pallu wearing brassier cut blouses! Your lives will be doomed forever! Better to carry condoms so that if you do find a ‘game’ girl ready to jump on bed with you – at least you’ll not make her pregnant …and get tied down for the rest of your life with some such female who is readily available to anyone…or everyone!

Refer Film – Mastizaade

Boys, you should not start behaving raunchy when you see negligibly clad females near the sea or river. They are like innocent doves who have come to enjoy nature’s bounty! You may keep a close watch – if you are lucky, they may themselves come and fall on your lap. But be careful – take it in writing whether they want to copulate or not – or else you may be jailed for molesting innocent doves.

Females agree to pose almost nude because the pimp & debauch industry pays them for such pictures. This certainly does not mean that this female is available for sex. Say NO to such images.

Refer Film: Salaam Namaste

Unless the female agrees to ‘Live-in’ with you and lets you copulate with her – Do not make the first move. Watch her closely – she may be just using your apartment to stay for a while till she meets a richer and better ‘Male’ deal. Just because she is ‘living-in’ with you does not mean you have access to her body.