Befikre

Two vermin bitten by the lust demon happily paint the town red by fornicating anytime, anywhere!

They call the foreplay moves/procedures/acts of the fornication process as “romance”! Fellow dull headed vermin too engage in PDA – Public Display of Affection and are mighty proud of the fact that they openly smooch/hug/kiss/fondle/feel each other’s body contours openly and propagate it as ‘spreading love’!

About female pest:

She is born in an Indian family. Her parents run a restaurant. When she was a child, her mother gave her typical Indian recipes in her lunchbox – esp. aalu ka paratha – which her friends used to detest in school and made fun of her. She had no friends because of the quality of her lunchbox! So the child fixes her own lunchbox – she make sandwiches and takes it to school…and gradually she made friends! So basically as a child she could not confide to her mother that she wanted English or French type food (they lived in France) and she went ahead to prepare her own tiffin! Meaning? Meaning she probably thought her mother to be dumb enough to not understand that ‘in Rome, you better be like a Roman’  – she could not discuss with her mother that because of her tiffin, she is unable to make friends…all this she confesses after she is a full-fledged adult…basically a titanic whore (TW hereinafter – this is said in the film by the lead actor btw…the fact that she was a SLUT who had slept with every male she found interesting in France…he did not call her TW…but well, that is what he meant!!).

About male pest :

Came from Delhi (capital city of great India) to join his brother’s night club as a stand-up comedian.  At night he cracked funny poor jokes to entertain frustrated males and females who visited the pub to get drunk and forget all the miseries they go through morning till night. He was very enthusiastic to sleep with anyone who gave in to his lustful nuances. He was a Titanic Whore Monger (TWM hereinafter)

Vermin meet and mate on day ONE

They both meet and play a daring game..and whenever they won, they dived on bed…to eff (F*ck word is censored in many forums – so I write eff)  of course!

The eff sessions continue and she decides to move in with him. She tells her parents that she is going to live-in with him and they both look at her dumbly! They probably were happy for her…they were Indians after all and perhaps believed that it is always better to have a single eff partner….be loyal and honest …and all that outdated blah blah blah! Instead of having a reputation of a slut…it is better to have the status of live-in after all!

They both live together and find that their work schedules clash and they fight over petty stuff ..so they separate. She moves back to her residence. Vermin remain friends though. Suddenly they become fast friends…no eff session – just friends.

Then she (TW) meets a banker and decides to marry him. He (TWM) decides to marry a dumb model who performed strip tease for him at home! Well well – these are recession times …it is always better to have a strip-tease model who can perform at stag parties and earn good money…males are very broad minded and clever you see…Delhi belly males….?!

Just before their wedding, they realize that they love each other….effing effect is the same always…but effing a special someone was different…they realized at the nick of time. Both create a pandemonium and run from the wedding venue. They smooch and the film director.. producer… story writer – whoever says:

Live carefree/ love carefree/ Kiss carefree…..like one need not be careful about anything! wow – what a groovy message.

I will end it….see:

The dumb model had strong sportsmen as her brothers. They would come and bash up TWM – and break his lower spine…. which meant he would just lie like a lettuce for the rest of his life – unable to eff ever! TW will take care of him…ever so lovingly and because his hospital charges will be sky-rocketing she will become what she enjoyed most – TW! She will make money by being a TW and in the sequel of this film, people will marvel at her sacrificing nature…how she became a sex-worker to cure her husband! Wow!!No no..no need to make the sequel and waste money…this message is already given in film ‘No Entry’…where Bips is a call girl who is picked up by rich, frustrated, sex starved blokes with dumb wives!

Taking things to the next level…next lower level i.e:

Such are the lustful shameless beeps who come out with idiotic suggestions and the dumb people wonder whether to implement it or not!

Dumb suggestions given by such beeps:

1. There should be no ‘Ladies’ special seat or compartments in buses or trains….females should get the joy of getting rubbed by sex-starved blokes starting early morning till late evening! You see, females who shamelessly sleep around and wear seductive attires to seduce anyone and everyone they come across – do not understand modesty or decency – all they know is to eff around either for money or for plain fun. Such beeps are open to all…they readily sleep with aged pot-bellied beeps for money and young poor or unemployed males for fun!
2. There need not be a separate toilet in public places for males and females – both can enter the same toilet and even indulge in a quicky…..after all we all should be carefree!!

So these are some suggestions that drain worms continue to propagate and amazingly their ideas actually seep in deep inside the psyche of the dumb commoners and they begin to fight for such beeping suggestions!