What is the most amazing thing about film ‘Jab Tak Hai Jaan’?
I found the following idea to be the most hilariously amazing thing about the film – Jab Tak hai Jaan!
Qualifications required to become an ace Army officer in India…..
Following (according to our rich and affluent & highly influential film Industry):
- You gotta be a beggar living hand to mouth in a foreign country.
- You need to rope in a multi-billionaires – like impressing her with your sweet nothings!
- Get her laid – just sweet talk won’t do bro – & you better be very unique in your beep performance!
- Get jilted for whatever reason!
- The entire Indian Defense will be waiting to welcome you!
See… it’s so easy to join the forces here in India!
So whatcha waiting for? Join Today!
Wake up guys – No female as beautiful, ravishing, rich and already having a handsome suitor – like Katreena had in this film – will ever even LOOK at a beggar singing on the street! Maybe give some alms – but that’s all! If she has to flirt around or sleep around – she’ll get educated, suave, hygienic and healthy executives from her own Company to do so…..please don’t think that a female of such a stature would stoop so low!
We, women are already suffering from this syndrome that is deep seated in our psyche – ever since our childhood we have been made to read (& understand) that a handsome Prince will come and woo us away! Only a princess is eligible for prince. So stop entertaining such stupid thoughts on your mind….this is just a way of the dream merchants to turn us into stupid dreamers dreaming the impossible…and turning us into worthless dopes for not materializing our dreams!!
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