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Ankahee – Film Review

Ankahee – Film Review

Ankahee – Film Review

Seen the movie from middle while browsing the local cable network – but whatever little I saw – I can relate the story completely to you all folks – worry not.

Ankahee means unsaid.

A tall, good looking doctor (the same fella from movie ‘Mast’) meets a good looking sexy model (played by Esha Deol – d/o Hema Malini & Dharmender and step sister of Bobby & Sunny Deol) while she was about to commit suicide. He saves her and brings her out of the miserable condition. While counseling her – they both fall in love with each other.

Now the question arises – Why on Earth would a sexy looking Ms India cadre woman be suicidal – she has the World at her feet and several men together would die to bring a smile on her lovely face ….the answer to this query is : No woman of this cadre would be suicidal – its just a way of the Bollywoodians and advertisement world to ward off unnecessary crowd in their vicinity – esp. to keep ‘jhahil ganwaars’ (uncouth, ugly, illiterate dames) at bay.

Occasionally they have to produce such movies so as to be saved from the wrath of the common woman – esp. the wife material. If one day some commoner rises and says that the nudei-pudies (nungies-pungies) are having all the fun – lavish hotels and fast cars etc. whereas we the people are living in muck etc. and call a ‘bandh’ (rally,road blocks etc.)..many things can happen – so the Directors show to the World that the Models are very sensitive & sad at heart and they would commit suicide anytime to put an end to their disgusting life – a life where they are nothing but an ‘object’ of masturbation to several sex starved street mongrels !



Moreover , if you people refer to movie ‘ Bunty Aur Babli’ – in a scene where village bred Rani Mukherjee stands in a queue to get a participation Form for Ms. India competition, please do keenly observe the kind of girls who were standing in the queue behind her …..absolutely ugly and pukish to look at !!..I mean even an ugly looking male would not think of spitting at them…..so you see it becomes very difficult to give Participation Forms to such a huge number of ‘available’ frustrated dames …the same dames who become ‘desperate Housewives’ eventually and give birth to ‘Item Girls’ or ‘Pimps’…..therefore Bollywood Directors come out with such movie themes where they try to indicate to Ladies that modeling world is cruel after all and there is nothing in it except for sadness , loneliness and melancholy – so as to ward off unnecessary crowd… anyways back to the story….

So this Doctor is happily married for around 8 years and a father of a 7 years daughter as well – his wife (played by dumb looking sweet wife  Amisha Patel). The story gets leaked in the newspapers since the Doctor got entangled with the famous Model !

Wife comes to know – and she pleads to the Model to give back her husband – kinda the English song “Joline x4 – I beg you now you please don’t take my man”. Model does not listen. She then pleads her husband to stay with her – husband does not listen – instead he leaves wife and daughter and goes to live with the Model in her house – the model is very happy and she is seen wearing lacy undergarments and loitering in the house in front of him – to keep him sexually aroused all the time …at least till the time he is with her – so as a Model she was doing her duty perfectly well – keep men ‘sexually aroused’ and the Doctor was loving every moment of it and they were shown ‘humping’ each other at odd hours….anytime – everytime is ‘hump’ time….this was possible with his own wife as well – but you see folks when a child is born in the house, the wife – now a Mother , cannot roam about in a sexy nighty or just undergarments constantly just to keep her husband aroused – this is probably the reason why marriages break and some men (not all) go in search of a ‘humpy’ lady – like what happened in real life in the life of a Patna Professor Mukut Nath Chowdhury – he left his wife and his 26 years old son in order to ‘hump’ a 25 years old girl student !…fact (truth) is stranger than fiction folks !!

The broken heart-ed wife seeks a job for herself and decides to move out of station with her daughter – Doctor husband gives away all his property to her – as a responsible father and husband (oh! Wow – so nice of him – he was truly in love with the model – and anyways the model had a nice body – and by showing her private parts to the majority of the sex starved public, she would make a hell lot of more money than he ever would have had as a Doctor – and this fact was known to him pretty well – so he acted gregarious in front of friends and colleagues and gave away all his money to his wife).



But a locha happened here…the doctor couldn’t ‘hump’ the model happily ever after …. the daughter fell ill and as a Doctor he thought of going to visit his daughter instead of ‘ humping’ the model for a change – this came to the model as a rude shock and she started creating a scene and said things like his ex-wife is just cooking up a story and nothing had gone wrong with his daughter and that he has just kept her as a ‘kept’ and not given her the position of ‘wife’ etc. – this time the Doctor reacts and says that his counseling skills were of no use actually since she remains the same ‘mad & frustrated suicidal and sick’ personality that she was when he first met her !! This come to her as a rude shock again and she commits suicide (shoots herself – they keep licensed pistol for self defense I suppose…. or anytime some highly aroused truck Driver – or a thele wala might just barge in her room and ask for sexual services) – right in front of him !

Doctor husband tries to go back to wife but she closes the door on his face. Few years later – when the Doctor is on his death bed – & when the daughter had grown up enough to understand what this ‘sex’ and ‘lust’ is all about – her father tells her all about his escapade with the sexy model and how he had kicked her Mother’s buttock to ‘hump’ the sexy model ! He then asks her to apologize on his behalf – his apologies were ‘unsaid’ to the right person – the one he had kicked because of the call of ‘lust’ ! – in the last scene the daughter comes to her aged Mother and says to mentally forgive her ‘whore monger’ sex starved, debauch husband – and her mother says – Fine – I Forgive !!



Well this is what the movie is all about – the Director deftly tries to push forward a message to young promising Engineers and Doctors to stay away from Models – since firstly – they would want them all for themselves – since they invest huge amounts of money to launch them ..and moreover if they fall in love then their work gets hampered – they become more moody and possessive and irritable – and the work culture in the Modelling world is thrown out of gear !!

Moreover the Models are not such utterly dumb babes that they would cling to one person all their lives – that too a Doctor – who works 9 to 6 – he is a pauper for them – Indian Models will seldom get involved in such locha situation.

Refer movie ‘ Biwi Number 1′ – the model in this movie is shown in more or less her true colors – smart, calculating, open minded – she mentions in the very beginning of the movie to Saif Ali Khan – her photographer friend – who was making her portfolio – that she belongs to a middle class family and she does not want to miss out anything that she was deprived of in her childhood – like a big bunglow and huge car etc. So she catches hold of a rich millionaire – played by Salman khan – and didn’t mind his being married with 2 children !…so these Bollywoodians were trying to tell through this movie that if by chance a middle class family girl is good looking – she would do anything to become rich…..they tried to copy a bit of Meryl Streep’s ‘She Devil’ but did a very poor job out of it !

 

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